Warped Mommy Vocabulary

The idea: "Sleeping in" - deciding to let your hubby get your daughter ready for school and take her to the bus so you can get some extra rest, hoping to help shake the annoying and tiring cold you have.

The reality: "Sleeping in" - getting up for 1/2 hour so you can fill 20 snack baggies with mini graham cracker smore sandwiches (9 in each) that your daughter needs to bring to class (since you passed out on the couch last night and forgot to do them) and then put your daughter's hair in a ponytail.

The fantasy: "Sleeping in" - sleeping in!